Fergie, 33

The crime: Mis-accessorising.

The less said about the dress the better. But it’s the low-slung belt that gets me. It makes her look as though she’s smuggling a podgy tum under all that fabric. Your waist’s about a foot higher, Ferg.

The sentence: An anatomy lesson with Trinny and Suze, ASAP.

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