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“In this picture I’m just about to have a kendo lesson. I haven’t got me hat on, which resembles a bird cage and stank of sweaty socks. I love extreme sports – snowboarding, surfboarding, donkeyboarding…”

“This is me in Montana living on a cattle ranch, just like Billy Crystals in that film S**tty Slickers. People said I looked like Robin Rentford. I think I look like Owen Wilson myself, but with a nicer nose.”

“Mexico is well known for its bull activities and here I am partaking in a bull run where bulls run about in the street while Mexicans tease them. I got to know these two bulls very well and later we all went for a drink.”

“This is a picture of me in Egypt about to go on a camel safari with Samia Smith, who plays Maria in Corrie. She’s bang tidy! I got piles in Egypt. It felt like I had an in-growing toenail in my bits!”

 “What a very brilliant action shot! This is me playing beach netballing. That’s not a sports bra, it’s the required uniform.”