Break-up
rumours, wild sex and surgery disasters - inside Katie and Peter's
American adventure
By Georgina Dickinson Photography by Richard McClaren
All is calm at
the Malibu mansion. Not even the distant hum of freeway traffic can
disrupt the peace of the surrounding hills. Then, without warning,
a shriek shatters the silence and pandemonium erupts.
Katie Price, 30,
struts into the rented £20million property looking every inch
the LA star. She may be only a size 6 and 5ft 4in, but everything
about her is big. The raven hair, the sunglasses, the Day-Glo teeth,
the personality and yes, the big mouth. Peter Andre, 36, is beside
her, flexing his perma-tanned muscles and lovingly nipping her bottom.
Together the couple are a force 10 hurricane, whipping up a frenzy
and flattening everything in their path.
“Katie,
look!” Pete yells, stuffing a T-shirt down the front of his
eyewateringly tight black Dolce & Gabbana boxers. “Do you
fancy me even more now?”
“It’ll
take more than that,” comes Katie’s lightning-quick reply,
accompanied by her trademark dirty cackle.
The Katie and
Peter circus has arrived. Love them or loathe them, there’s
no ignoring them – something that LA, their home for the past
two months, is no doubt learning.
Fabulous is here
to catch up with the couple, but frankly we’re a little unsure
what to expect. Before we left Blighty, there were rumours that their
relationship was on the rocks. Will Katie be talking to Peter? Will
Peter be talking to Katie? Heck, will they be talking to us?
As it turns out,
all our fears are unfounded – rather like those whispers of
an impending break-up. After an exhilarating – and totally exhausting
– day with the couple, we can confirm that their relationship
is as solid as Pete’s legendary six-pack. Yes, they fight, they
bicker – but they can’t keep their hands off each other
or stop drooling over each other like a pair of soppy teenagers. When
Katie poses in her revealing swimsuit, Pete leans over and tells us
in an awestruck whisper: “OK, so she can be moody and hard work.
But just look at her!”
And Katie is equally
gushing: “I fancy him like mad. Everyone is always saying we’re
on the rocks, but we both know the truth. What you see is what you
get with me and Pete. We’ve got nothing to hide.”
In fact, if anything,
America has given the couple’s love life a boost.
“Coming
to California has really bonded us and we’re more in love now
than when we first met. Plus in LA I get to lust at Pete’s body
because he’s got his chest out all the time. And that just makes
me want to drag him off for wild sex even more than before.”
A little too much information, Katie…
The pair moved
from their £2.5million home in Woldingham, Surrey, to Malibu
with their three kids – six-year-old Harvey (Katie’s son
with footballer Dwight Yorke), Junior, three, and one-year-old Princess
Tiáamii – in February.
In a land where
people think nothing of nip/tucks, Katie is feeling right at home.
One of the first things on her LA shopping list was a new pair of
lips. Although sadly, when things went wrong, she couldn’t simply
take them back for a refund.
“I’ve
had my lips done twice,” she says. “But they’re
the one thing I really wish I’d never touched.
“They’re
back to normal now, thank God – for a while I looked like Daffy
Duck. But I wasn’t embarrassed to go out here with them puffed
up because in LA everyone looks like that. Everyone’s had surgery.
And why not? If you don’t like something about yourself, why
not change it?”
Unlike some celebrities,
Katie is totally honest about the surgery she’s undergone. Her
four breast augmentations and lipo are reported to have set her back
£43,000. She also had a nose job last year, paid for by Pete.
(“The fact Pete paid for it means I love it even more.”)
And who can possibly survive in Tinseltown without Hollywood teeth?
“Everyone has huge, white, sparkly teeth, so I’ve got
some new ones too,” Katie explains.
She and Pete are
also partial to a little Botox to keep wrinkles at bay. Although even
Katie admits she may have taken this too far. “Give us a wink,”
shouts the photographer, as she strikes a pose. “I can’t
– I’ve had too much Botox to wink,” she retorts
back.
She has, however,
vowed to shelve any more plans for surgical self-improvement.
“Pete hates
me changing my body. It’s one of the things we do row about,”
she admits. “Every time I go in to have something done, he’s
terrified something will go wrong.”
“I have
begged her to stop,” Peter chips in. “She’s beautiful
just the way she is and I hate the thought of her being sliced open.
But she’s her own person, so what can I do? I’m her husband,
not her dad.”
But there could
be trouble on the horizon if daughter Princess Tiáamii develops
her mother’s taste for nip/tucks.
“I don’t
wish Princess to have surgery when she’s older, but if she wants
it, who am I to stop her?” says Katie. “Pete, on the other
hand, will do everything to stop her. The thought of his little girl
going under the surgeon’s knife would tip him over the edge.”
For Katie, surgery
is all about making her body the best it can be – and stopping
Pete from straying.
“As far
as I’m concerned, any woman who lets herself go is pushing her
husband into having an affair,” she explains. “Why would
Pete want to sleep with me if I was fat and saggy? It’s just
not an option for me, although I do have days when I look at myself
and say: ‘Look at my saggy stomach, it’s disgusting.’”
For the record, this is a woman without sag. She could crack coconuts
with her thighs, and other things, as Peter is acutely aware!
Speaking of which…
fidelity is clearly something that plays on Katie’s mind. Although
she says she now manages to control her irrational worries.
“I used
to get jealous about Pete looking at other girls, but these days I
know he only has eyes for me,” she says. “Here there are
beautiful women everywhere, but I know my husband is not interested
in any of them.”
This calmer Katie
Price is perhaps a product of how at home she feels in LA.
“I’ve
not felt homesick once since we arrived,” she says. “The
kids are just so happy here. We’ve taken them to Disneyland,
Legoland and Universal Studios. It’s like being on a permanent
holiday.”
The couple are
in LA filming the sixth series of their reality show, Katie And Peter:
The Next Chapter Stateside, for ITV2. Peter is also spending time
writing and recording his new album. “It’s contemporary
and edgy. I think everyone will be surprised,” he says.
Their Hollywood
adventure is going so well, they’re even considering trading
in their £70,000-a-month villa for their own mansion so they
can spend half the year in America.
“We don’t
ever want to make it our permanent home,” Katie says. “But
it’s so nice not being bothered everywhere we go.”
Katie has found
being unknown in the US a blessing, not a curse. Their relative anonymity
has allowed them to let off steam.
“We’ve
had a couple of boozy nights out since we arrived,” says Katie.
“One night we went to a Hollywood club and both got trashed.
But those nights are rare. Plus we’re training for the London
Marathon, so we’re trying not to drink too much.”
The couple are
hoping to raise thousands of pounds for the charity Vision, which
supports their partially blind son Harvey.
“We’re
training hard. The furthest we’ve done so far is 18 miles, which
was a killer,” says Katie. “I repeatedly said to Pete
that I thought I was going to die. But we did it.”
For the race itself,
Katie says she’s going to tie a lead saying ‘together
forever’ between her and Pete so she can’t lose him, and,
of course, she’s got an attention-grabbing outfit planned.
“I’m
wearing an orange all-in-one Lycra catsuit so you won’t miss
me,” she laughs.
Hours pounding
the pavement have left Katie with a marathon runner’s body that,
unbelievably, she loathes.
“I’ve
put on 10lb of muscle and hate it,” she says. “Pete loves
the way I look now, but I want my skinny legs back.”
But there is an
upside. Katie can now eat whatever she wants, and describes herself
as a “human dustbin”. Gone is her juice diet, which helped
her lose 2st after giving birth to Princess, and instead she eats
healthy meals like the salmon and broccoli salad she demolished during
the shoot.
Even though she’s
loving her food right now, calling in kitchen staff to indulge her
appetite is strictly off the menu.
“They wanted
£350 a day just to cook a few meals!” exclaims Katie.
“In any case, Pete cooks perfectly well – and he’s
free.”
Despite their
vast wealth, estimated at £30million, Katie and Peter
haven’t splashed their cash in LA.
“The only things I’ve bought are about 1,000 coat
hangers from the supermarket and a pair of roller skates,”
she says.
The glamorous
Hollywood party circuit hasn’t turned their heads either. When
they attended Elton John’s all-night post-Oscars party with
Simon Cowell, they bailed at midnight, shattered.
Their contentment
with their life explains why, unlike other expat A-listers, they aren’t
anxious to ingratiate themselves with Hollywood’s showbiz elite.
“My pet
hate is those celebs who name drop at every opportunity about their
famous mates,” says Katie.
“I’ve
got all the friends I need and I didn’t come to LA to find more.
The amount of famous people who have come up to me and asked for my
number, then not called, makes me so angry. It’s such shallow
behaviour. But I don’t care. I’ve got Pete and my children.
I’ve got everything I want.”
Other than more
kids that is. “Later this year we’re going to try for
another baby,” she adds. “And we won’t stop until
we have eight.”
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